I gazed into the void, and the void gazed back.

Is that cat in a hospital room?

Turn on the tap and watch it react like an enderman

I don't know if it's a copycat thing but one of my cats is really gassy. I swear he intentionally farts at me when I find him hiding someplace cozy. Like it's a loving fart I'll give you that but dude lay off the prescription kibble

This is right when he'd let out a squeaker at me

This could be a mistake.

The chances of the water turning on if they don’t see you are probably much higher.

All dark and sneaky until someone doesn't find him and turns on the cold water.

Cat

I'm terrified of sitting on my void because she has been spending a lot of time recently on a black seat in my apartment...

Eyes closed the camouflage is impressive.

The void is not here, it is not there, and it is not everywhere. It is nowhere, and nowhere is where it is.

I have that fucking idiot