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[–] 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

And, it totally won't stream everything to Elon's personal data center where only he, every employee, and every billionaire, and any script kiddie hacker, have complete access to everything every robot records.

"Another service I can provide is to observe your family's urination process and analyze your feces for potential issues. I'll follow you to the restroom now. This is a free service, included in the monthly subscription fee. If you spread your knees a bit, I can use my fingertip camera."

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  • [–] 9 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Or “accidentally” kill you in your sleep for making a post disparaging herr leader.

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago
    [–] 7 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    If you don't have your own sleep paralysis demon, store bought is fine

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago

    There is no way on I would trust anything that asshat musk produces.

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago

    People need to go watch or rewatch "The Second Renaissance" from the Animatrix.

    (Uh, NSFW gore warning)

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=sU8RunvBRZ8

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago

    they could literally fall over and kill you, they’re heavy as fuck

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago

    Then at 7 am it will wake you up with a Musk’s Sieg Heil salute accompanied by some nazi song.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago

    No handjob no purchase.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    *and send all those data to D'Ellon

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    Guess my £150 tracker watch isn't necessary anymore /s

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