How did gf go from gf to wife?

i forgot i had a gf

she tells me her husband is in the military

I dont think this story is real

Plot twist: wife knew it was her husband, has memory loss kink

Fake: Anon has a wife

Gay: Anon joined the military to look at naked dudes in the shower

I wonder where in that fantasy anon finishes the fap?

Plot twist: anon didn’t actually join the military. He was just balls deep in a 8hr call of duty game and high on Mt dew and vape smoke.

Just a reminder folks. this type of memory loss is very real, i have a much less intense version of it but its a way some people live their lives

I didn't realize you could get out of the army without your wife knowing. Maybe that's why it was gf at the beginning and suddenly switched at the end, so you don't realize the incongruity.

I wouldn't be surprised if this happaned to me, that's how bad my memory is.

Who gets drafted into the army? Is this a Vietnam vet?