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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] Mac@mander.xyz 96 points 9 months ago* (6 children)

How did gf go from gf to wife?

i forgot i had a gf

she tells me her husband is in the military

I dont think this story is real

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[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 19 points 9 months ago

the whole story being something he remembered despite having no memory wasn't the giveaway?

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[–] h3ll3rsh4nks@ani.social 18 points 9 months ago

He forgot he got married duhhhhhh!

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[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 14 points 9 months ago (1 child)

This all tracks for the military

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[–] Mac@mander.xyz 5 points 9 months ago

He's really just trying to remember which gf

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[–] ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 10 points 9 months ago

We don't tell fake stories on this community.

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[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 6 points 9 months ago

He forgot he got married

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