There's a myth that carrots are good for your eyesight, but what's interesting is that carrots are actually really good for your memory. I lost one up my ass when I was 12 and never forgot that moment.

There are no bites in that carrot. I'd avoid touching it

That aquaglide tells me someone was trying to get their 5 (inches) a day. Stay healthy bitches!!

Get another carrot and when they come home just start chompping down on it nonchalantly. Total power move to establish your dominance.

Cucumbers are better for...uhh...vitamin D? idk

I'd eat it. I don't mind leftovers and I hate waste.

This is remarkably common among visitors to A&E.

Give it a nibble. You might like it.

No one does, judging by the look of that one. 🤫

It might go well in a fresh salad or stew.

I don't think that's for eating

Bugs Bunny

Never heard of a Shower Orange? Just a veggie version of that I imagine... I'm sure...

Showers are for oranges or IPAs.

Nobody.

Someones in the mood for a vitamin alright…. Vitamin D!!!! Lmfao