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[–] 125 points 1 year ago (12 children)

There's a myth that carrots are good for your eyesight, but what's interesting is that carrots are actually really good for your memory. I lost one up my ass when I was 12 and never forgot that moment.

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  • [+] -31 points 1 year ago (11 children)

    I think in the future, you should use the version with "my uncle stuck one up my ass when I was 12 and never forgot about it."

    It's a better punchline imo.

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  • [–] 46 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (10 children)

    What about being sexually abused by an older family member makes it a better punchline?

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Some people cope with the horribleness of reality by trying to laugh. I can't say it's a good or a bad way to cope.

    But remember folks, gallows humor is only funny when you're one of the ones on the gallows. If no one stuck a carrot up your ass, it's not your place to make the joke.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    So we're gatekeeping humor now?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (2 children)

    Yep. Does that make you angry? We're gatekeeping that too. Get over it.

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