Co-op shitting

Him: "Darling, your eyes sparkle like stars in the cosmos! My love for you is eternal!"

Her: "Nngh!" ptttttthhhhhhhht PLOP

“Hey baby come and shit next to me”

“Oh I just thought you had a lisp…”

That left panel is kevin nealon and victoria jackson in an snl skit. Not sure which inspired which though.

its like the

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avb1XbO0EIs

We're just straight recycling old SNL skits into memes? I guess it is good for the planet.

Cooperative pooping? Miss me with that, give me two face-to-face for competitive pooping.

When you both have IBS but want to spend more time together.

I hate this, thank you. <3

how the fuck does this save water, you still need the same amount per bowl

is the 70s why we're not allowed to buy houses anymore?

Nothing so romantic as shitting together

Want a privacy wall anyway, as a laugh? We had a tool for that: it was called “walls”

Did... did they wipe each other's asses, though?

True romance.

Oh you think its cute now though