I think I have to side with mom on this one

This gal is all kinds of fucked up... charge your fuckin phone! Clear your fuckin unread messages! How do people live like that?

"I regret to inform you that your child was born with only half an ass."

Momma's got a whole ass of attitude.

Okay, but the real question is: Did she give birth to a whole-ass baby or a whole ass-baby?

Every child knows they done right when they finally have a parent lose it over their lame slang. I know I was proud of myself when my mom did the same.

The twist though is she picked it up, thinking it was cool, and now still uses it decades later. So, she won there in the long run.

Full beans. Whole ass. Maximum effort.

Getting chastised for language by your mom like this and having 113 unread texts is so on point.

People putting zero thought into their vocabulary and just parroting popular phrases is also my pet peeve

Yes. Half-assed baby.

My kid is pretty half ass

Just tell them 'No, your sister is having a half assed baby just like you would. '