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[–] 43 points 9 months ago (6 children)

The toxic ADHD trait of truly believing you can fix yourself tomorrow.

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    But I can! Tomorrow I'm going to start a mindfulness meditation routine that will break me out of this funk...and tonight, Im gonna go to bed early, and get plenty of sleep!

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    I'm going to start waking up earlier so I can work out before work. Why yes I did buy a weight bench and adjustable weights 2 years ago that have since gone untouched, how did you know?

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  • [–] 22 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    At least with a diagnosis I don’t go “stop being lazy you stupid piece of shit… why can’t you just do it!!!” So that’s nice

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  • [–] 15 points 9 months ago

    All I see is 5-6 hours of doing things. Good job and be kind to yourself!

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago

    From my therapist, jokingly: "Jesus Christ, you people can't do anything!"

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago

    I go directly from panic to existencial dread X'D

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  • Get out of my head, Charles

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    Missing out: I then drink out of frustration with myself.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    It's a living

    I didn't recognise you without the handcuffs 🎶

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago*

    You have planned for it, thus disrupting the natural order of ADHD and guaranteeing it wont happen how you expected, but some other fucked up order that still accomplishes little.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    @Stamets My favorite days: someone tells me they need something specific “a white crew t shirt” so my 4 hours of fixation shopping are valid.

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