Whenever I can, I do use a tissue. It prevents that famous last drop that always goes to the underwear.

There's a reason why we don't like standing next to each other at urinals.

Harlem shake

The Venture Bros taught me the power of dabbing it. And if all else fails, try mounting the hand dryer.

You guys don’t wash?

if you shake it more than thrice, you're playing with it

We deny piss drops in our pants and say they are Calico Cut Pants from CalicoCutPants.com.

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