Time to shut it down.
Wouldn't that necessitate the government officially listing dark skin as an illness
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"We are sending an officer to help you with your tan problem"
As a Norwegian I find this notion kind of funny.
Like a random phone call from Sweden, circa 1979: "Hallo sjef, jag masta tu vær stanna hemma i dag - jag føler mej lite bøg."
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