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[–] 144 points 9 months ago (4 children)

OpenAI 2015 - non-profit.

OpenAI 2025 - no profit.

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  • [–] 58 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    OpenAI 2027 - Dead.

    That's my hope atleast.

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  • [–] 37 points 9 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    How many of those we could build with $1.5 trillion...

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  • [–] 12 points 9 months ago

    Enough for each to be crafter by luxuary designer personally for each billionaire.

    Or just build a single cheapest one and reuse for each billionaire, giving away $1.5 trillion to the normal people.

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  • [–] 18 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    I wish business “journalists” would stop calling these 10 year old companies “startups”.

    It’s like calling that 10-12 year old kid who was still breastfeeding on Game of Thrones “my baby”.

    They did this with Uber, AirBnb, & Spotify as well.

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  • [–] 17 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Building a company on the assumption some technological miracle will fall into your lap might not be the best business plan. Ignoring reality is pretty common in those circles too. Or maybe that's just living in a different reality from say the bottom 99% of the wealth curve.

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  • [–] 17 points 9 months ago

    Breaking even would be a huge improvement for them. They can only dream of zeros.

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  • [–] 16 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    They built a solution in search of a problem, which isn't uncommon.

    But, the AI can't solve anything without climbing over the guardrails and hallucinating. Turns out the only thing it's good for is art, music, and writing, but only if you accept that it's not very good at any of those, either.

    I think the LLM method is a dead end. I think they've all figured that out, and now they're panicking because they've gone neck-deep into debt to fund this virtually useless tech. I hope the entire thing goes tits up this year, and used GPUs flood the market.

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  • [–] 9 points 9 months ago

    On my opinion, there is absolutely nothing wrong with ai as a thechology. The problem comes from corporations trying to sell it as a solution for non-existent problem, also not caring about that most people dont need it.

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  • [–] 14 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    Don’t encourage them. Making a profit would mean ads on ChatGPT.

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago

    "Sure, that mysterious downstairs rash will probably clear up. But why wait on biology when you could unleash the all-new Ford™ F-150 with a face-melting 720 HORSEPOWER? It doesn't just drive-it obliterates problems, rashes included."

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  • [–] 11 points 9 months ago

    I earn five digits per day: £100.00 😎

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago

    Usually I don't judge an organization by their profits, since it isn't very indicative of its products' and/or services' value.

    But yeah, in this case it makes sense and is absolutely hilarious.

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  • [–] 18 points 9 months ago* (2 children)

    “We made ten digit profits! Zero is a digit.”

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Pete Davidson is gonna play him in the shitty movie, isn't he?

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago

    And how much does this ass gets paid again?

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    I hope it all fucking fails.

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    They will get the revenue when scalping all their GPUs and nVidiaPUs... and RAM and PSUs ...

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  • [–] -4 points 9 months ago (7 children)

    People were making the same jokes about Spotify and Uber for 10 years, good to see nobody learned

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago (6 children)

    No they weren't. At all. The jokes about spotify et. al. were about paying rent for something you used to own, not that the idea was completely useless and unprofitable.

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  • [–] -3 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    lol are you trying to gaslight me?

    that doesn’t even make sense about uber, paying for what that you used to own?

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago (4 children)

    How do you fail to understand that that specific point applies to Spotify?

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  • [–] -1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

    because you said

    The jokes about spotify et. al.

    What do you think et. al. means?

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago* (2 children)

    "and others". Why do you think that must project to where it doesn't make sense? Almost like you're too dumb to understand implication and context...

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  • [–] 0 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    We are discussing my own experiences over the last 10 years with people saying uber et. al. are unprofitable and will therefore eventually go broke, the OP looks to be repeating this

    If you are unable to understand what we’re talking about and use words you don’t understand maybe spend less time being a snarky fuck and more time thinking about what you type

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