Please tell me this is true, and Trump doesn't realise penguins live in the Antarctic.

Here I was hoping the administration was doing something useful for once and switching to Linux

We really do not want to get that guy started on the mess of Antarctic territorial claims.

It's weird that they leave the same foot prints

He was not dealing with the best and brightest, which was ironic because they sent their best and brightest.

Donny wants to fuck a penguin?

Is Tux leading him to a mammoth graveyard?

US Army: How do we know where to invade Commander in Chief?

Pooptus: You'll see a bunch of penguins.

Greenland: Fucking idiots.

Penguins can't hold things you dipshits.

That penguin should lead Furher Orange to the Elder Things. Only then will world peace be achieved.