Trust me. We will be celebrating like crazy when he and any member of his cabinet dies. Will be a wonderful day. Not the end of fascism in America, but still a good day.

It would be worth paying the tariffs, no matter how high they are.

I'd celebrate with warm puddle water if it meant he died faster

Stock up yall

Guns too

This is a shit timeline. I know the beaverton is satire, but I read it and totally believed he said that. 

On the other hand tho, I don't even live there and I will celebrate his death as the greatest of days! 

I think most Americans already bought their "trumps dead" champaign a long time ago. Look at that decrepit fucker. I might buy a "trumps dead" avocado at this point, and I am worried it might not be soft enough for guac in time.

Trump dying will not end this.

I would totally donate to a gofundme for a jailbreaker to disable the cameras around his grave so a massive grave piss party could ensue.

I can celebrate that glorious occasion with a warm glass of PFAS-laden tap water for all the mind-blowing bliss I will be feeling then and for more than a few weeks after

I can still dance when I'm sober, maybe not as well, but I can still.

I danced when Reagan died. I danced when Bush Sr. died. I'll dance when Bush Jr. dies, and I'll dance when Trump dies.

It's only celebration if it comes from Celebration, FL.

Otherwise it's just sparkling grave dancing.

Meh, sparkling wine or prosecco will be good enough. Actually, I would do some hard whiskey shots in celebration.

I dont need anything to celebrate his death. The event itself is enough.