Again, The Onion never changed (bless them), but the world did. This doesn't read as satire anymore. In fact, The Onion may just have circumstantially transformed into the most factual reporting one can find these days.

Edit: And Black Mirror is now a god damned documentary.

With Henry Cuellar and John Fetterman opposed.

But forreal though

Strongly-worded letter to follow*.

*Letter will not be strongly-worded.

Quite literally this is what Schumer and Jefferies both said in regards to Trumps kidnapping of a nations sovereign.

I'm tired boss.

Shocking to see the party that endorsed fascism under the prior six administrations still endorses it under this one.