Rob Zombie is not
Rob Zombie is just a man
He is alive still

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[–] 16 points 9 months ago* (1 child)

I like McDonalds

But Wendy’s is much better.

Burger King is shit

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  • [–] 12 points 9 months ago*

    I thought this thread is

    bout HaikuOS instead.

    It is not. My bad.

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  • [–] 12 points 9 months ago (1 child)
    Haikus are quite hard
    I mean, what words could go next? 
    Pancreatitis.
    
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  • [–] 11 points 9 months ago

    I downclick your post

    The content does not belong

    I gatekeep alone

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago

    thank you for content

    you did work hard on it yes

    typed into text box

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago
    I have spent money 
    For the defense of Europe 
    Please give me ice block 
    
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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    I write a haiku
    It is all about farting
    Oops I pooped my pants

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago
    Hey! Stay uprayed, fam! 
    Oh wait, or is it prayed up?  
    I forget. Oh well. 
    
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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago*
    Phone is very bad
    As killing people 
    Books only are good enough 
    
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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago*

    dollar underscore
    equals tilde slash dot slash
    slash semicolon

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago*
      Post content.
    

    Thanked for content.

    Thanking the engaged.

      ~• Funhole •~
    

    I hate formatting on lemmy, why is it even doing that ¿

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Thank you for creating terrible content!

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago
    Five syllables then
    Seven syllables and then
    Five more at the end
    
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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago*

    Reboot was the shit
    Ever heard of a Frisket?
    Alphanumeric

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago

    my public text post
    slurped to train the L.L.M.
    Funhole, honeypot?

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    This is a haiku Cabinetry family Cabinetry family

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  • [–] [S] 6 points 9 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago

    One day we will all

    Learn that religion is fake

    And embrace the void.

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago (3 children)
    this haiku is  
    like winter and ur moms dick
    too short
    
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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago* (1 child)

    He's doing science and he's alive still...🎶

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago

    This is a haiku It is not that good Crap at write haiku

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago
    A proper haiku
    Must also follow these rul--
    *shot for pedantry*
    
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