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[–] state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 51 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Gooning:

masturbation so intense that it becomes a state of meditation that consumes you and provides endless pleasure

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[–] Captain_Stupid@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago

Gooning for Budda

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[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

So stimfaping?

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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 point 9 months ago (1 child)

Can I do it in sex form?

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[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

The only thing I know about gooning is everything I've learned here, on this post. But it sounds like a thing that would be possible in sex.

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[+] starik@lemmy.zip 122 points 9 months ago (7 children)

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[+] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 58 points 9 months ago (2 children)

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[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 20 points 9 months ago (1 child)

Knowing this would require me to interact with children much more than I would like to.

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[–] snooggums@piefed.world 4 points 9 months ago

They don't have to interact to observe and mimic behaviors!

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[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 9 months ago

They don't think that. The seemingly adults think that. So often I see people complaining about kids and their brainrot, and it's not from the kids themselves

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[–] Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 7 points 9 months ago

W E E D E A T E R

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[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 9 months ago

sammich! and then he shot a sandwich at him

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[–] biggeoff@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

Holds up spork

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[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 1 point 9 months ago

the randomness isnt what makes it brainrot, its brainrot because it is so bad and cringy, wether it be random or not.

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[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 27 points 9 months ago (1 child)

Drat, too blurry to make out the less common horrifying things people are looking forward to.

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[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 10 points 9 months ago

I reckon I can see jazz aneurysms in there on the left!

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 25 points 9 months ago

[+] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 92 points 9 months ago (4 children)

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[–] PodPerson@lemmy.zip 41 points 9 months ago

Woe to your use of whoa

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago*

Idk back when I was in college we fucked each other /s

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[–] AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca 15 points 9 months ago*

Agreed on all fronts, but also *woe is society

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[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 9 months ago

Yeah, I remember th same thing as a freshman, it was not any different lol

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[–] shane@feddit.nl 24 points 9 months ago

The kids are alright.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 21 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Help out an old piece of shit: what’s the dying rose emoji about these days?

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[–] NeonNight@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago (2 children)

What I’ve figured so far is that it’s half-sarcastic, mock sadness. Some kid will say you’re old and then add a bunch of those after, well more accurately they say “Unc 🥀🥀” and dumb shit like that

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[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net -1 points 9 months ago (1 child)

Unc is AAVE for a beloved elder role model. Making fun of people for being old is for white kids

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[–] BananaIsABerry@lemmy.zip 3 points 9 months ago

Nah it's been changed to uncool.

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[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Dying, dying, dead? Just taking a guess here I'm no jive turkey anymore either.

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[–] THE_GR8_MIKE@lemmy.world 36 points 9 months ago (6 children)

I'm glad I graduated in 2019. The bridge collapsed behind me lol

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[–] subOrange@lemmy.world 29 points 9 months ago (4 children)

No, it did it back in 2010, sorry. You were left behind too.

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[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I graduated in 2006 and it felt like the bridge had burned long ago.

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[–] Hamartia@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

This is it: low income folks that graduated in '94 were the last to get full student grants and no fees to pay + renting was relatively way cheaper too.

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[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago (1 child)

[We didn't start the fire](We Didn’t Start the Fire https://share.google/rITfDo2jfcUB6gBlo)

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[–] StellarSt0rm@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago*

Ew share.google link

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 point 9 months ago

I graduated in 1999. The following years had to go into debt to pay tuition fees instead of higher education being free.

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[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago (1 child)

Had to look up Mr Gassy Incredibles

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[–] masta_chief@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 months ago

...and? I'm scared to

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[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 15 points 9 months ago

The future leaders of the world.

[–] Wander@sh.itjust.works 13 points 9 months ago (6 children)

Gooning is the least bad thing about that generation.

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[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Gooning is their word for masturbation, but most kids that use that word don't know what it means.

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[–] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 months ago (4 children)

I made a helpful table

	Activity Type	Visual Stimulation	Duration
Gooning	Mental	Required (Typically porn)	Long
Masturbating	Physical	Optional	Long OR Short

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[–] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 9 months ago

who said gooning requires visual stimulation? I gotta a too good of a visual imagination capability, sometimes it haunts me

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[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Oh. I didn't know that they were different. What does the mental activity type mean?

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[–] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 child)

Gooning is a more specific subtype of masturbation.

Masturbating is the act of physically stimulating one's happy parts, solo. It may involve porn, or it may just depend purely on the physical sensation to lead to orgasm.

Gooning has a much closer association with visual stimulation because one would generally goon at something or to something. It also has a strong implication that it usually lasts for a long while; that the point of gooning is to stretch out the pleasure as much as possible and to push away all thoughts until you are nothing but a drooling mess of ecstacy.

So it really is quite different.

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[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 1 point 9 months ago

until you are nothing but a drooling mess of ecstacy.

that sounds sorta enjoyable, but finishing is way better. Who just wants to feel kinda good when you can feel super good when you finish? They are mental. I like looking at revealing photos of people without masturbating, or trying to masturbate, but I don't know what that's called. Usually furry porn, or reading a porn scene, smut, stuff like that. I don't usually masturbate to something, but once in a while I do go on the hub.

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[–] Lanusensei87@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago (6 children)

Everything in that slide looks suspiciously smudged like it's AI, and I don't if that means the slide was made with AI or the photo was modified in post with AI.

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[+] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago (3 children)

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[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)

The picture often looks better in viewfinder than when I finally snap it.

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[+] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 1 point 9 months ago (1 child)

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[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 9 months ago*

I like Open Camera. Also let's me select audio source, and there's "unprocessed option". Usually needs tune up with audacity to increase volume, but my phone's audio processing sounds like 8kbps MP3.

Here's a sample, same recording conditions.
Default: https://files.catbox.moe/d2n7sg.flac
Unprocessed: https://files.catbox.moe/xf9ab8.flac

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[–] brachypelmide@lemmy.zip 6 points 9 months ago

that might just stem from the camera that took the photo. tons of budget phones have all kinds of messed up post processing integrated into the camera. i have a Xiaomi POCO X3 that has something akin to this smudging, and it persisted even after I flashed Ubuntu Touch on it

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[–] state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 9 months ago

The text makes sense, so it's unlikely that it's AI.

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[–] crusa187@lemmy.ml 6 points 9 months ago

Glasgow Gooners!

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

That teacher is rethinking his whole life.

[–] renzhexiangjiao@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 9 months ago

uh oh, if it isn't the uni I went to

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Class survey?

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

music to my ears

[–] UltraBlack@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago*

I'm gooning every day

Because I scare away

I smell like fish fillet

Because I have no job

My favourite rapper is pat god

My favourite streamer is kai cenat