Cokes explode

"Why did you blow up my Cokes?"

“We’re bringing 🚶coke 🥤back to freezers 🥶everywhere 👐. People say it’s a disgrace 👎that these wonderfully tremendous freezers 🤲 Are being stopped from doing their jobs 👷‍♂️. It’s all a democratic hoax 🚫 if you ask me, which you 🫵won’t because you’re fake news 📰but quite frankly I don’t like windmills. Anyway tylenol wouldn’t explode in a coke if you put it in a freezer on time because it’s AN authentic authistic brand, I never met Epstein OR Bill Clinton, never. Just clean up the coal with uv radiation and isopropadol. Let’s make freezers great again.”

Trump Voter: "He's done it again!"

I worked at a place with a test freezer (-40°) once. As a joke, I put someone's bottle of Coke in there. And forgot about it.

The Coke exploded, but it was so cold it instantly turned into a caramel-colored rock. Just pulled out out and threw it away.

Mexico will clean it up, you’ll see. It was Mexican coke, after all, they should have to clean it up.

I hate how clearly I can hear it.

Unfortunately it’s all about the wording with these grown toddlers. Saying things like “you can’t” or “don’t do …” only makes them want to prove you wrong; they live for spite because they are such hateful little monsters.

Chuck Schumer wrote a strongly worded letter against this

This was mere months after the coup attempt.