This reads like a Kanye West tweet.

Future generations will have to read this shit in history class.

what. a. fucking. child.

There is no way this is real, I simply refuse to believe it.

Wholly run on sentence batman.

That entire first "paragraph" is a single sentence...

the smallest man in the world.

Jesus mother fucking Christ on a bicycle.

DEAR SANTA,

i AM righteing riting diZ to let U now hear iz my xmas wish list:

1- Nobel piece prizce

2- PLUS Grinlind

theNKs, DJT

Seriously. W.T.F.

Shame trump is incapable of feeling shame and too stupid to understand just how stupid this message is.

Whoever wrote that didn't pass their cognitive test.

51 words in his opening sentence. We know that this has been spell checked and improved since his original opener. Money and privilege cannot buy intelligence or class. I've worked with homeless people with more intelligence and class.

“Thank you!” 👀

That lardfuck of a Vinland-trell should stfu. We landed in the US with boats too.