Good. Both should lose horribly.

When do we all get to collectively sue Trump, for everything?

Discovery would be insane but good chance JPM will just settle gutlessly

Is this small government?

“Small government” politician mad that a capitalist business can choose to refuse service. Isn’t that something.

Maybe we’ll get lucky and the pedofile billionaires will turn on eachother

Oh no! Mom and Dad are fighting!

I hope they don't expect us to pick a side, because they both should burn in hell and it's pretty fucking insane neither has faced any real consequences for the disgusting things they've enabled and continue to protect and help cover up.

How JPMorgan Enabled the Crimes of Jeffrey Epstein

I hate to even reluctantly defend mom in any way, because I do feel like she isn't now and never was "too big to fail," but if we're pretending the rule of law is still a thing, I do feel like it's at least worth mentioning that dad has a younger girlfriend he's planning to run off with, and it would probably be a little too convenient if it turns out mom can suddenly be held accountable for literally the first time in her entire fucking life.

Trump family’s crypto firm seeks bank charter

I kinda wonder if she had that really dramatic work done a few months back because she thought it might convince Dad to stay instead of murdering her and abandoning the federal reserve to run off with his younger model.

JPMorgan Chase to Unlock Billions: Crypto Collateral for Loans Signals New Era

JPMorgan to Let Clients Use Bitcoin and Ethereum (Peter Thiel's cryptobank) as Collateral for Loans

It's also hard to know if this is actually dad putting pressure on Mom or just theatre to distract from how shitty they both are.

Yesterday the DOJ filed a motion to keep the Epstein files sealed in order to block a subpoena filed by Peter Thiel's paid stooges (Kahnna and Massie), but again, it's kind of impossible to know what's theatre meant to distract with yet another promise of justice that they know will take one step forward and two steps back vs. actual threats being made during some kind of turf war/pissing contest between Trump, and the different factions of his administration.

It seems a little hard to not ask if two guilty party's pointing fingers at each other over crimes they both benefit from keeping covered up, might also both be planning to benefit from destroying the federal reserve and replacing it with crypto while we're all distracted believing they actually have any intention of bringing each other down. Coincidentally, destroying the reserve has been a goal Thiel has been trying to accomplish for a very long time, and one Massie has helped him advance.

March 2025: Rep. Massie Introduces Federal Reserve Board Abolition Act to "End the Fed"

When will he sue anyone over the Epstein files?
He's a knobhead

Trump is a little whiney bitch

Ah is this the source of the “debanking” shit him and jnr started complaining about back then and the worries of them coming for your money

Jesus, he's an entitled little bitch. Businesses - whatever type of business they are - are not required to serve you if they don't want to. I hate that it sounds like I'm defending JPM Chase and BoA, but that includes them!