Honestly, you knew it was a child's birthday party and yet you didn't bring enough to share? That was pretty inconsiderate.

Hey it’s perfectly okay to practice your lines before your big performance gift you prepared.

I’ve yet to see a watertight argument for why this is not pronounced like “bidet”.

Hey someone's gotta be alert and on it to trip sit all of them

Good on you. Most people don't know when to draw a line

Oh frick I brought the powder that makes me glow, whoops

They did say it was a party.

So you're the one who sent the kid to the ER room by pushing his face into the cake, while laughing maniacally.