Just think of the mobility. The Scots are right there with ya!

Explanation: Romans wore tunics, which generally did not reach the knees. Flexible and breathable! This includes the Roman Legions. Trousers were denigrated as 'barbarian', though Legions in northern areas and the later Empire would begin to wear them regularly.

Julius Caesar's right-hand man, Mark Antony, was noted as wearing scandalously short tunics to show off his muscular legs. Ooh la la!

This is like an Oglaf cartoon

A skirt with pockets is something you earn in battle

I'm MTGA

Make tunics great again!

Meanwhile, the Celts: "HERE COMES DANGLING WAAAAAAAANG!!!!"

Explanation: Romans wore tunics, which generally did not reach the knees. Flexible and breathable! This includes the Roman Legions. Trousers were denigrated as 'barbarian', though Legions in northern areas and the later Empire would begin to wear them regularly.

Julius Caesar's right-hand man, Mark Antony, was noted as wearing scandalously short tunics to show off his muscular legs. Ooh la la!

One on the right looks a lot like Lulu Chu

Hey, we Scots were progressive that way too! Did some of our best mangling and hacking in a skirt.

Romans put up a wall so we didn't horn in on their fashion scene.

The longer the dick, the longer the skirt.

middle person in the back face expression sums it up

Explanation: Romans wore tunics, which generally did not reach the knees. Flexible and breathable! This includes the Roman Legions. Trousers were denigrated as 'barbarian', though Legions in northern areas and the later Empire would begin to wear them regularly.

Julius Caesar's right-hand man, Mark Antony, was noted as wearing scandalously short tunics to show off his muscular legs. Ooh la la!

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