Those eyes just say “I am a fancy boy, please return my puffy pants”

lol

Dr. Seuss lookin' ass

This cat probably "When I get out of this I'm gonna shit in your shoes."

Revenge is assured. You should probably run.

That poor baby is so sad ;-;

Wring it out and hang it up to dry I guess.

STICC

Scrungley

You’re sure that’s not an owl?!

Raw Chicken ready to be baked in the oven 😋

Cat be like: "halp, me friend, not food"

malnourished

I'm kidding you take very good care of it, i'm sure n_n

Hipster pussy

And the man was never seen or heard from afterward.

Count your days!

Them toofs tho