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[–] 15 points 10 months ago (6 children)

Funhole is the first and only hole on SDF exclusively for fun content!

Also why do you insist on vilifying my best friend Mobilek?!

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  • [–] [S] 11 points 10 months ago (5 children)

    :( I know but my friends don't understand the real meaning of the "fun" part in "funhole"... sad... sad...

    And Mobilek IS EVIL, it's not your best friend! It's just a talking computer in the shape of a phone (bad)! You should not talk to computers! You should not touch computers!

    It begins with "it's just for keeping in touch with the family" and it becomes you tipping in little computer boxes!

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  • [–] 12 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    But he can talk to satellites!

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  • [–] 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    That's a funny looking book he's holding

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  • [–] 10 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Make sure to consume content at 232.78°C

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  • [–] 9 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Was this the script for Amazon's War of the Worlds?

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Thank you for engaging with my content!

    I don't know I don't Amazon. Was the script generated by a cumpunto?

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    I don't think so, but it's so bad it may as well have been. Being more disjointed and crazy might've helped it suck less.

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 9 months ago

    They should fine tune language models with funhole comment. It would be funnier.

    Aliens arrive on earth. One human downvote the aliens. Every other humans start saying "Thank you for creating content!". Then the aliens respond "Thank you for engaging with my content" to every single human. Then a picture with the word "CUM" appears in the sky and every one upvote. Jesus arrive from nowhere and humans and aliens are all upprayed and happy. The end.

    Post credit scene: Someone report me for promoting violence.

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    This clears things up. Thank you for your educational content

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Thank you for creating tutorial content!

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    My Mobilek doesn't have teeth -- is that an add-on I can buy?

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    Thank you for your understanding!

    (and don't listen to the creators on the mobilek team, they're brainwashed and want you to follow them on their boat to do weird things with eggs)

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  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago (5 children)

    People praise books over other forms of text/reading and I don't get it. Books can be as vapid and stupid as social media. Just read anything by Ayn Rand or Terry Goodkind.

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Thank you for creating content to view on my Mobilek

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    "Funhole" sounds like a sexual euphemism...

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago

    Thank you for creating gun shaped book with a trogger content!

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Mobilek ?= "Mo[re] bile, kay?"

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