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[–] 36 points 1 year ago

have cat

Wake up with dead mouse in shoe

"Thanks kitty."

Camp on beach

See orcas at sunset

Wake up with dead fish in shoe

"Thanks, Willy."

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    Just wear a salmon on your head, Orcas love salmon hats.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    Hey orca man, I'm John, pleased to make your acquaintance. I don't like fish, take it.

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  • Let’s give them a turn running the planet. We haven’t done a great job, maybe the orcas will do better.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago