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[–] 15 points 10 months ago (3 children)

You have an oompa-loompa dick?

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  • [–] 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Oompa Loompa doompaty deal

    I put my dick in your breakfast cereal

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago

    It still wouldn't be the weirdest or worst part of that film. Off topic, but I'm convinced the movie is the dramatization of the narrative that Wonka presented to his company lawyers. For half of that stuff to exist and work as it does, there's got to be a real horror story running behind the scenes.

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago

    Your balls have gangrene.

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  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago*

    It's a carrot, your gut is telling you to eat more veggies

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    Your carrot is sad.

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago

    I think it's old entish for SHARE THE LOAD

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago

    It's the Strongest Shape!

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    [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    You misspelled "Gays"

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  • [–] 0 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    What fresh hell's diabetes' are 'apple jacks'?

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