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[–] 95 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Honestly. If my wife pulled that prank on me, I'd have to marry her all over again because once is not enough.

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  • [–] 39 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Hey, you. You're finally awake!

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  • [–] 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    I'm actually on my way to bed, so I'm about to finally NOT be awake!

    Sorry for calling you Satan, though, that might have been uncalled for 🤷

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago

    5 more minutes

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