"Be the cause for a cryptid entry on Wikipedia" is something I didn't realize was on my bucket list until now

This is hilarious but I feel like I’d end up faceplanting from 8’ in the air and nobody would find me until dawn

At a minimum, don't do this during any hunting season.

so here's the thing.

my neighbors know me. they know my brand. they'd just roll their eyes.

Favorite part about bicycling is when it gets cold, and you get to wear all your cool warm, form-fitting stuff. Basically turn into a bike-ninja. Full mobility with basically zero skin exposed. I feel just like Snake Eyes from G.I. Joe

Unironically would love to do this, are there shock absorbers on those stilts?