cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/7301812

Sorry, but it's true.

"Cowbee apology form" with check-box options: The haters convinced me he was bad, I didn't read the actual thread, I miss Reddit, I don't know how much MoG love fascism, I was jealous of Hexbear influence gains, Mercury was in retrograde. Bottom check-box is labeled "I will hereby respect Cowbee and I will NOT talk down in the future fist-ballot Hall of Famer."

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[+] 22 points 10 months ago (5 children)
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    [–] 18 points 10 months ago

    i started to respect cowbee early on 🫡🫡

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  • [–] 35 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    I think ML isn't for me but @Cowbee has been super patient in answering my questions and I'd love to consider them a friend

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    [–] 17 points 10 months ago

    Reasons for Behavior:

    ✅ I didn't read the things he keeps trying to make me read

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  • [–] 32 points 10 months ago

    Cowbee has answered so many of my questions and been very patient.

    We all deserve to do him a favour and read his ml reading list

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  • [–] 27 points 10 months ago*

    Cowbee might say that great man theory isn't real, but I think they're a real great person

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  • [–] 9 points 10 months ago

    Cowbee is the goat

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  • [–] 9 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    I have no idea who this is or what this is about. I'm sorry for being out of the loop, cowbee.

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    Cowbee is a user who makes a lot of comments in discussion and debate threads about socialism and communism. IMO he's extremely patient and gives very detailed explanations/arguments. Some people disagree with him (which is OK, of course), but some of those people are IMO rude and/or dishonest about it. This form is a joke about that.

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  • [–] 9 points 10 months ago

    Now let's do this exact same meme but with Hexbear and being right about all of the nazi bar instances

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago

    This made my day, as I sip my cuppa!

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    I'm very out of the loop. Who is cowbee? What did they do?

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    Cowbee is a user who makes a lot of comments in discussion and debate threads about socialism and communism. IMO he's extremely patient and gives very detailed explanations/arguments. Some people disagree with him (which is OK, of course), but some of those people are IMO rude and/or dishonest about it. This form is a joke about that.

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  • [–] 9 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    For some reason I'm glad I don't know who cowbee is. Sometimes outside looking in is the best position to find yourself in.

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    He's everyone's favorite stupid commie, thank you very much.

    You're also not stupid at all. I often wonder if you're actually four people. If you're not, props for being that good.

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    [–] 4 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Wait what happened? I don't remember usernames on here

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  • [–] [S] 8 points 10 months ago*

    Cowbee is a user who makes a lot of comments in discussion and debate threads about socialism and communism. IMO he's extremely patient and gives very detailed explanations/arguments. Some people disagree with him (which is OK, of course), but some of those people are IMO rude and/or dishonest about it. This form is a joke about that.

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago (5 children)

    Assuming maybe wrongfully that they are a man, (i'm uncomfortable with the use of they/them to designate a singular person, english isn't my first language), yeah, I'm seriously impressed by his patience and kindness.

    I felt so ashamed to give small answers to him that one time he corrected me with a very understandable and precise paragraph, that I actually became motivated to read a bit of theory.

    That's what i call a good influencer.

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  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Using "they" for a singular person has been used since at least the 14th century, so there's no need to feel uncomfortable with it. I highly recommend reading the Wikipedia page on Singular they, which touches on its history.

    A similar example is "you." "You" used to be only a plural, with "thou" being the singular, but over time it fell out of fashion and now "you" can be used as singular or plural, like how "they" can be singular or plural.

    Singular "they" was criticised by some people hundreds of years after it started being used. But language cannot be prescribed; it is determined by how people use it.

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Oh, thank you for the info, but when i said that I am uncomfortable with that pronoun, i said it in the sense "I'm not used to this pronoun and don't know how to use it properly".

    If I understood well, it can be used like he-his, she-her, they-theirs? I gotta use gender neutral pronouns more often. Sounds better than "it-its"

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    Oh that makes sense, sorry I misunderstood!

    Yep, they/them/theirs is used in the same place as he/him/his or she/her/hers. It/it/its should not be used for people unless someone explicitly says those are their preferred pronouns. "It" is typically used for objects and non-human animals, so it could be seen as rude to refer to a human as "it." If unsure, use they/them.

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  • [–] [S] 16 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    Kind of rude to call him a "chronically online weirdo", TBH.

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    Really working towards the next apology form, aren't you?

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago

    What has he done to deserve an apology?

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    Appreciate ya, even if we need different things. Not everyone is gonna want to live life the same way. And thats a good thing.

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  • [+] -7 points 10 months ago (6 children)

    I have him tagged as "Tankie", probably undeserved XD

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    I was of the opinion tankie was just a term given to Russian or Chinese fans/apologists. People that think these governments can do no wrong which is just dumb and naive. And thinking they can do no right is just as naive. As oppressive as the Chinese government can be, they have been at least making some interesting choices in regards to science and technology recently. But people are getting labeled as tankie because of support for socialist ideas? Like government healthcare and social safety nets?

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    Wow that description as “extremely patient and gives very detailed explanations/arguments” is kinda on the nose isn’t it. Good on you for having the time and patience to help educate people.

    In my opinion any country legitimately trying to better their people is a good thing. At least way better than trying to enrich the same 10 billionaires over and over again.

    I’d consider myself more of a fan of social democracies. Ultimately the problem seems to be that no one is truly altruistic or even future thinking. As a species we are greedy, short sighted, with tiny short attention spans.

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    People that think these governments can do no wrong which is just dumb and naive.

    The thing is that nobody actually thinks that, liberals just tell you we think that so you don't engage with out actual positions, because people who engage with our actual positions tend to come around to agreeing with them. It's a classic anticommunist canard.

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