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[–] 30 points 10 months ago (2 children)

All your gods are false. Call the right person for the job

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  • [–] 11 points 10 months ago

    Arguably, sun worship is at the roots of all religion, and so that's like saying to god "kill yourself".

    Maybe your prayers are answered. Just wait about another 5 billion years.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago

    He's too busy making placekickers miss extra points right now, try again later.

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

    In 5 billion years my child. Patiences.

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    [–] 2 points 10 months ago

    This, but Betelgeuse

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago

    God's inflator is just too small, but he's trying, OK??

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