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Average Rust enjoyer be like (lemmy.world)
submitted 10 months ago by to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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Top text: Average Rust enjoyer be like; Image: Cartoon character with a mouth full of crabs, bleeding but also crying from joy; Bottom text: I've got a mouth full of crabs!

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[–] 23 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Rust enjoyers are Crab People.

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  • [–] 19 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    AKA the final stage of evolution

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    • [–] 10 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    I'm gonna put them in my mouth

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    • [–] 6 points 10 months ago

    I got a big bag of crabs here

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    [–] 2 points 10 months ago*

    Where is this guy that likes crabs alot on lemmy when we need him

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    [–] 4 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    They can't have it. Because they don't have a paying job

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Because executives only need the application work on the PPT-level, and make it in two days. Modern software engineering is dead.

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    • [–] 1 point 10 months ago

    giwtwm

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    [–] 8 points 10 months ago

    "Hoomily homily hoppidee doo! Gabba glagga gobba goo! Fliminey flominy fobiddity foo!"

    That's how I'll sound with a mouth full of crabs!

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    [–] 7 points 10 months ago (6 children)

    Is this a masochism thing?

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  • [–] 9 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    All the other options are worse.

    But, hummm.... Some people do use Rust for software where other languages are a better fit. But usually not in public. You see a lot of libraries helping people to use Rust in GUIs or web applications, but all the Rust rewrites people talk about are for stuff better done in Rust.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    As the author of https://blog.fiberplane.com/blog/writing-redux-reducers-in-rust/ , I do feel offended. Very badly.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago

    Oh, heavyweight Wasm is one of those things better written in Rust.

    Intrinsically, one would expect there to be better options. But Wasm is difficult enough that people have been unable to port most tools. That will probably change at some point, but I would not stop anything to wait for that.

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    • [–] 2 points 10 months ago

    How did you know I did that last week?

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