It’s written there: “Switzerland”

How on earth do you come up with “German”?

Unless you mean the lizard people are German, but then I have still difficulties with the “of course” part. Maybe I missed something, maybe it’s common knowledge that Germans are lizard people and I just didn’t get the memo.

Is the ass-eating included with admission, or w̶o̶u̶l̶d̶ ̶I̶ ̶h̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ do the perverts interested in that kind of thing have to pay extra?

It’s well known that many scientific/technical conferences have an unofficial furry kink track

Why German??

You know, there's probably at least one scalie (furry subtype) working at CERN...

No wonder those Cern tours are so hard to get into. I'm now even more upset about missing it when I visited Geneva.