"Isreal launches pre-emptive strike" is a nice way to say Isreal declares war on Iran.

And here I was afraid we wouldn't have anything to talk about this weekend...

Trump is claiming no US involvement but the times of Israel is claiming US lulled Iran into the false belief they wouldn't attack soon, fun times ahead folks.

The ruling party needs a new distraction from the Netanyahu corruption trial?

Heard some booms outside and not even 10 minutes later there was a long car line for a nearby gas station (actually we call it "پمپ بنزین" or benzin pump station here, gas pumps aren't in every station so not sure gas station is the right name)

"Only the heir to the throne of the kingdom of idiots fights a war on twelve fronts."

Let Trunny and Netty stretch themselves thin fighting stupid wars. Easier to cut them down from within.

Might be a good idea for people to top off their cars with gas.