Bacon so natural that it oinks when you poke it with a fork!

Not the way he eats it.

The brainworm starved to death

Yeah well it isn’t! It’s picked fresh from the bacon bush! Daily by uhhh…. Strong white cis white women. Yes. 👏 Ickes from a bush by good ol’ fashioned Americans!

It's the worm speaking

It doesn’t just fall out of the pig that way?

I think Robbie the Wormbot's batteries are running low.

The anti-vaxxer is a lie machine.

No shit, I mean the dude takes his fucking grandkids swimming in raw sewage, are we really gonna be surprised when he does or says something else stupid at this point?

The man is a Deranged Fuckwit™

Clinically insane

You guys never seen free roaming bacon?

prefers his bacon breathing