How do conservatives continue to make things sound awesome when they attempt to cast them in a negative light?

bruh could make a shit ton of campaign cash selling Zohran the Destroyer shirts.

Zohran the Inequality Destroyer

Zohran the Corruption Destroyer

Zohran the bus fare Destroyer

Zohran the Rent Increase Destroyer

This guy sounds fucking awesome thank you fox news

Zohran! What is best in life?

Crush oligarchy. See them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their shareholders.

(stolen from Mastodon, don't remember where I saw it)

If we are lucky, he will completely destroy both parties. Scorched earth and we'll start over.

You don't mess with the Zohran.

Republicans are hopelessly out-of-touch. The rich ones have no idea what it's like to work for a living. The non-rich ones live in a terrifying alternate reality mental prison where there's scary, liberal, trans immigrants behind every corner coming to take their guns away.

Most people look at everything around us and decide that if someone is apparently coming to destroy it all... Good.

Nandor the Relentless

DONT MESS WITH THE ZOHRAN

We should call his meme page Zohran the Destroyer's Bazaar of Affordable Memes

What is best in life zohran?

"Let's give him more powers!"

Heh heh heh… Stupid Fox News

Zohran the Zohranian.

That's the sickest burn since "President Poupon"

Zohran can destroy me anytime

Men in Black 5 leaked by Fox News?

He already has a nickname. Behold "Young Cardamom:" https://youtu.be/DZ1OblYm5YY

I bet a lot of politicians have to lie to themselves to believe that if they got tossed into a time machine and forced to explain life choices to their 13 year old selves, the kid wouldn't just kick them or call them a fucking nerd.

Now he can just show this screenshot.