What? Milk and chocolate? Another shocking discovery that cultures vary. In Sweden it would be porridge for the hustomte (house gnome), at least in my experience
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My Aztec ancestors watching me put marshmallows and peppermint in my hot chocolate like “da fuck?”
Give it away, now
I've been offering corn and onions, but that made them angry somehow.
Maybe they should bring gifts.
These are offerings to deities in their own right. Modern societies miss day-to-day rites that connect people with the supernatural
Like carving out the still beating hearts of captives with athames and kicking their corpses down the stairs of step pyramids.
We truly have lost our sense of spirituality.
My ancestors when I don't burn incense and the fake "heaven money" thingy.
They must not have money to spend up there...
Wait a minute... "heaven" is capitalistic too? 💀
As a native American. This meme is idiotic. Maybe choose a Viking or a pagan or sort that would be making offerings.
The OP is native American.
When the native americans forget there isn't just one native american culture and every tribe had different customs and beliefs.
...that will start some fights...
Nah. We're all good with that in the modern era in general, I think. Mvskoke and Chickasha used to be enemies, but we are chill with each other now. Although I will say we still give each other shit about traditions sometimes, but we're all from the same part of the USA so some traditions overlap.
Yeah, I'd hope ancient enmities wouldn't lead to modern problems, but it's funny watching some people treating the indigenous people's like a single entity, or like there weren't fights between groups.
I'm not proud, I'll admit I ignored the meme because I had to immediately image search the hottie. His name is Rodney A. Grant.
For whoever else silently wondered, you're welcome
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