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[–] 110 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (10 children)

This person is real and legitimately mentally unwell. I found them like seven months ago on Twitter when I used to use it. They would post like all day and talk constantly about how they are the new Jesus, that they love incest, and how elon musk is evil and trump is a god genius.

If I remember right I'm pretty sure they also commented about not taking their meds anymore and said something about being schizophrenic.

Edit: found one more snip and probably the most concerning one

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  • [–] 46 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    Plot twist: the “sister” is actually just one of his schizo personalities and he’s just jerking off

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I mean, what's the alternative? That this is real? That some girl somewhere, had their brother come into their room with a 23andMe printout and then the sister went, "oh, if we don't share DNA, then suddenly I'm sexually attracted to you, the person I grew up with"?

    Anyone who believes in that should perhaps go touch some grass, and I'm using that phrase despite immensely disliking it.

    Just informing any of these incest-fetishists; as humans, we really don't have mechanisms to sense DNA, but we do have some built-in biopsychosociological(?) mechanisms for avoiding incest. One of them is when you grow up with someone in your family as if they were your sibling, you think of them as your sibling, and naturally don't want to fuck them, shared DNA or not.

    Ofc not everything applies to everyone, but you know, in general.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    The alternative is its just a made up fetish story and its not schizophrenic related, either way this person obviously has significant mental health issues and I think an incest fetish is the least of their issues.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    He could've just raped her, telling her it's alright, 23andMe prooves that etc, but don't tell anyone.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Yeah, possible. But one would imagine that if you stay in the same house as your parents, there'd need to be something really pressing to make her keep quiet and for the parents not to notice at all.

    I know that shit like that happens in the world, sure, but it's not the most probably scenario.

    It's just another crazy person online. Why are we even discussing his wank fantasies?

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  • [–] 147 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago

    fake: anon had sex

    gay: anon's sister is actually just an imaginary friend and he was just masturbaring (touching a dick, which is gay)

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  • [–] 89 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    downvoted because i dont want anyone else to see this

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    An image from 2023 with the quality of one from the '00s lol

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    It's amazing how calling the company and double checking wasn't step one.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    Sounds like 23andme did you a solid.

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  • [–] 32 points 1 year ago

    First of all: What the fuck.

    Secondly: WHAT THE FUCK!!

    Finally: This feels fake af.

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  • [–] 52 points 1 year ago

    That last sentence kills me. "The big, dumb corporation was in our bedroom, holding a gun to our head! They made us bang!"

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Would be great if this was the thing that finally buried that monster of a company

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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Ok, so, obviously fake, because anyone getting 23andMe probably doesn't still live at home with their parents. And if they do they're going to have enough similarities to know they are related somehow. Also why are they fucking when their mom can walk in midorgasm? Parents would know long before a few months pass.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    What would you sue for? Just move to West Virginia with your sister and be happy. Maybe you could sue 23andme to pay for the moving truck.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    fake and gay

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    How would they know he got someone else's results just via one phone call?

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