Screenshot of a Reddit post from r/teenagers. The title reads, "any tips to help me stay a Virgin?"
It body of the post reads: "I am a 18 year old girl and I want to keep my virginity at least until college but sex is just a huge temptation + social pressure.
Since Reddit is full of virgins losers do y’all have any tips?"
awk might be less tempting.
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I was going to post a link to a hilarious comedy skit about catholic school girls doing anal only to preserve their virginity, but my search terms only found porn.
I'll be back later. I have stuff to do.
Be too shy to talk to anyone and just stay home playing games and watching anime/shows/YouTube.
Develop an ugly personality. Worked for me. Only too well. I am still a virgin.
butt sex is just a huge temptation
Don't have sex.
Using sed, and probably awk, too, is a foolproof way to keep your virginity.
The only valid use for reddit.
Naruto run
Warhammer
Pick up MTG as a hobby.
Start playing the Chapman Stick.
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