You know you fucked up in life if in the afterlife after you die ... you are not greeted by St Peter ... but you are greeted by Clippy

Honestly, I kind of needed this. Thanks, OP.

Clippy never lied to me, unlike his shitty cousin, who can’t stop blowing smoke up my anus.

Fuck you, dmv not today

Wow, rude

Work within a tolerance of error.

Its not about the best conditions just good enough to get the job done.

I like to say you can build on your mistakes and partial successes

Ideal condiontions DO exist.

I always do my new years resolutions (between January 3-5...)