A random dude just cold outreached to my girlfriend on LinkedIn.
He went from "Hi" to "I like you"
in less than 5 seconds.

Now, I’m not angry.
She’s damn pretty. Of course people will shoot their shot.
That’s alright.

But if you’re gonna do cold outreach… at least do it right.

Here are the 3 mistakes this guy did that killed his deal.
If you're an agency owner, freelancer or a B2B founder, read this:

//1: Zero rapport building

No context.
No relevance.
No curiosity.

Learn the copywriting principle of AIDA 
A - Attention 
I - Interest
D - Desire
A - Action

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below there's a screenshots of a guy randomly telling a girl that he likes her

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[–] 41 points 11 months ago (2 children)

This person is a bit crazy for using this as a springboard for their posting, but I will say that I got far better at making new friends and flirting after doing cold call telesales for work.

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  • [–] 31 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    I can't tell if this voice sounds like an AI model because this post was somehow generated by Copilot, or because Business Bros just read too much AI output, or because the AIs are designed to sound like Business Bros.

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  • [–] 11 points 11 months ago

    That's how academic papers are starting to feel, too. A generation of freshmen are using bullet points and headers... even in written essays.

    To be fair it does make it much easier to grade but my take home assignment grading is giving me paranoia.

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  • [–] 11 points 11 months ago

    Ngl. Terrible premise from a guy with a cuckold fetish, but his strategy is more or less what sales people follow.

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  • [–] 8 points 11 months ago

    Should have used the D.E.N.N.I.S. system.

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago

    This is an obvious joke but also a great example of why you shouldn't date business majors

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago

    I hate it when the cuckold tries to backseat fuck. You're in the Sneako chair for a reason.

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