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[–] 2 points 10 months ago

"insert tongue in circular opening to simulate nipple"

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Fond memories of this album as an "edgy" teenager. "The Bad Touch" was a phenomenon. My friends and I still randomly quote "A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper Is Crying" to this day. "I would wear her face like a mask as I do my little kooky dance."

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 10 months ago

    Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean. Got to nail her back at her trailer. Heh. That rhymes. I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on When I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago