Chickens do make funny enjoyable noises.
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It's the same for me with pigeon sounds. 🙂
And that although I hate pigeons...
I'm curious, why do you hate pigeons?
Don't get me wrong, pigeons in the countryside are cool!
So "hate" might be too strong an expression.
But when pigeons share a densely populated city centre with a lot of human inhabitants, the different needs will clash.
So besides the enchanting cooing, I can't use the easternmost quarter of my balcony any more, as it gets constantly covered in shit from the pigeon meeting place on the roof above.
The paint of my car has non-removable stains caused by the aggressive pigeon urine, substantially diminishing its value.
Also we are not allowed to properly ventilate the common stairways even during hot summer, because the pigeons would enter the building through the open windows.
So, yes, I am really not very fond of pigeons.
Except their cooing. ;-)
Yeah, but then I remember we humans made pigeons & then just abandoned them, and are for some reasons mad at them.
And they have a super tough life (many predators, a lot of physical limitations, a lot of human danger - and above all they have a lot of even directly humanly-relatable emotional intelligence).
And let's not forget how much they clean-up our cities, they do play a role, and they are organised in their cleaning efforts (a bunch are designated for search & communication for the rest of them to find food easily).
I was always "aware" of this but after letting a couple nest on my balcony & raise their chicks (they produce "milk") it's even harder watching a bunch of pigeons & always seeing a few that have damaged legs or wings (usually folk don't even notice).
A random vid that stayed in my memory:
youtube.com/jJ5Ugm1Zud4
Makes sense, I myself live in the countryside, so I haven't really had to put up with the pigeon density found in cities.
I'm so fucking mad at them shitting on my car. I have like 3 MASSIVE like 3 inch shitstains on it...
The paint was brand new :-(
I hope I can polish it off some day...it looks terrible on black paint...
If you don't want the same happening, you can avoid it. You have to go out every day and check for poop on the car. If there is any, some car shampoo mixed with water at a higher concentration than advertised om the bottle (I use 2x) on a paper towel will do the trick IF you make sure the paint is DAMP and the paper is DAMN and you DO NOT RUB only glide over the poop, without applying ANY pressure. It won't leave any marring or Micro-Scratches of any kind. I did that for a very long time.
make sure the paint is DAMP and the paper is DAMN
I only have DARN paper, will that work?
Gosh gee golly gee willikers no. Only DAMN paper and up will do the trick (HELL, FUCK, SHIT, etc.).
Lol
It's just that so many screamed at me that this will damage my paint that I got tired of it... They just like rubbing
Treat your paint like a clitoris
I work in a warehouse where they roost inside. So much bird crap everywhere.
Like wood pigeon sounds? Those remind me of home in the spring
We have mainly Eurasian collared doves where I live.
They are also actually kinda pretty...
Chickens are amazing! <3
Something about their noises, shape, & personalities works on some memetic level on humans.
Like, butts are funny, but chicken butts are hilarious.
Can confirm! Chickens, dogs, and children - all noisy as hell in their own way, and all make our garden sound great :)
Neighbours had a rooster for a while, until someone complained to the Council and the "rooster police" made them get rid of it.
But I loved it! Waking up early in the AM for meetings with folks in the US, and hearing a rooster, just started long days the right way.
If anyone is thinking about having a rooster, though, make sure to also have chickens for it to court and mate with. Because roosters without chickens get crazy and start singing at all sort of inappropriate hours. Not fun waking up at 3 Am to a rooster having a psychotic breakdown because it doesn't have any social interaction. Or random screams at midnight that don't let you fall sleep because the poor thing is lonely. Be aware.
Be aware that all 4chan posts are nazi shit.
Did you read the post...?
Hint: the bird sitting on the swastikas back then wasn't a chicken...
It's some sort of troll account, brand new with mostly downvoted comments, the general recommendation is to not feed it.
Anything 4chan is despicable.
You have no idea how close you are with a hen when it comes to the Reichsadler. Education is key.
Note that "fat hen" is the common name of the Bundesadler, not the Reichsadler.
So no self-respecting neonazi would use it, as this designation is already tainted by the democratic state they don't accept.
Ich habe nicht über den Bundesadler geredet, sondern über das Deutsche Reichshuhn.
Education.
Also self respecting Neonazi 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What are you saying about all the furries on 4chan?

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