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[–] 25 points 11 months ago (8 children)

Isn't that phrase itself an absolute?

"Only a Sith"

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  • [–] 22 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Let's face it, Jedi philosophy is a complete mess.

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  • [–] 16 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Happy Life Day!

    22 minutes straight of Wookie screaming

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago

    Meanwhile, Yoda:

    Do or do not, there is no try.

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago

    Conditional love is nix.

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago

    Only a Grinch deals in absolutes!

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    [–] 25 points 11 months ago

    “YOU WERE THE JOLLY ONE!”

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  • [–] 15 points 11 months ago

    Saw a dude at a Life Day Chewie photo-op dressed as Jedi Santa and he had a candy cane light saber hilt with a red and green blade. Wish I had got a pic now, because it sounds like a fever dream from eating funny brownies.

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  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    He's making a list
    And checking it twice
    Not just the men
    Are gonna get sliced

    Santakin killed women and kids

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  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    So everyone who deals in absolutes is a Sith? It's that also dealing with absolutes?

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago

    Ok, you cooked with this one 👌

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