I hope this is corny enough for y’all

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[–] 50 points 11 months ago

Aristotle on the Chipotle?

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  • [–] 35 points 11 months ago

    Marble bust with a burrito lust?

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  • [–] 110 points 11 months ago (14 children)

    This pun only works if you mispronounce one or the other

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  • [–] 58 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Like persephone playing a saxophone.

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Well, there isn't an 'é' at the end of Chipotle so I assume you pronounce it like Aristotle instead of like Nestlé.

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  • [–] 16 points 10 months ago

    Ancient Greek on a burrito that leaks?

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  • [–] 9 points 11 months ago

    Santa in a burrito!

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  • [–] 14 points 11 months ago (17 children)

    I could probably get it if I knew the emperor. But I don't. And I can't.

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  • [–] 45 points 11 months ago (8 children)

    it's aristotle (pronounced aristotle)

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    'Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle'

    By examination of rhyme in ancient songs of yore we can guess at correct pronunciation

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Ceaser on a place that doesn’t sell salad

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago

    Chip-pot-el

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago

    Aristoteles on Chipotle?

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    clint eastwood on fast food?

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    chipotle on my plat-o

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