D'aww, that's downright charming. Like when viruses would explode across whole networks just to randomly toggle capslock.

You couldn't make the movie Hackers today. Not because it's a time capsule of commercialized cyberpunk cheese, from an era where neither audiences nor screenwriters actually understood computers... but because when the protagonist coldly brags 'I'm a cybercriminal,' grandma in the front row would yell "Hang him by the nuts!"

Maybe this will just fix google ranking ?