RNGesus!

Jesus saves!

...

The rest of you take damage.

Jesus Crit

Something is wrong with that die. I have no idea what he rolled, and all the numbers are on the wrong face. 1 should be opposite of 20, not adjacent.

Holy roller.

Praise Be to Dice Christ

i wonder if he listens to naddpod

RNGesus, be my guide, keep the dice gods on my side...

We got a dying pine tree in the living room! Its got LEDs on it and ready for roller skating Jesus! Don't forget you big bag of Amazon products!

Is that picture taken from the moment when Jesus dies?