This is why I wash the dishes in the shower.

How can you even wsh them without rolling up your sleeves? I do that by instinct since it always gets wet otherwise.

Sometimes I get water on my belly when it splashes out of the sink. Water hitting a big spoon incorrectly and doing that water fountain shit onto you. That will cause me to invoke demons with the obscenities I expel.

Just do the dishes naked ... maybe keep your socks on

What a coincidence, I just sat down from washing dishes and my sleeve has pretty much the same exact size wet spot in nearly the exact same place. I suppose I should just crawl into bed and give up for the day but I'd need to take this long sleeve shirt off first and that's a lot of work right now while my wrist is cold and wet.

This is why I always wear short sleeves, even when it's freezing outside.

This is up there after the socks getting wet...

Look at Mr. Humblebrag with his fancy dishes and shirts and running water. Ohhhh, so fancy. La-di-dah!