The Devils lettuce will actually cause this.

Mushroom salad it is.

Mods are asleep post people laughing at salads. Where did I put my sink?

in David Attenborough's voice "Incapable of movement, the salad's only defense against it's only natural predator, upper middle-class suburban mothers in their 30's, is its innate sense of humor..."

That's the salad only surviving strategy, is making people laugh or get eaten.

Excuse me. It appears to just be mostly white women. Where are all the white manbuns? Representation matters.

I am now remembering that one 4chan post where someone dumped their "pregnant women eating salad" collection. No I will not elaborate because there is nothing to elaborate, some folks are just degenerates.

They're gettinh their salad tossed from the looks of it.

This implies the girls here are eating a sentient being which is even more disturbing.

What a classic!

Is there a name for this type of meme, a bunch of stock photos doing the same thing.

I miss the men laughing with salad sub

time to toss it

I remember seeing stuff like this on somethingawful decades ago. Another one was removing the teeth from mouths of people laughing like the people in this image. It was also funny and slightly horrifying. Maybe someday somebody will try it again. I miss the old Internet

Sticks and stones make break my bones, but vegans aren't happy and always find something to "offend" them.

Is that Rachel Nichols?

This is just me with salads, I fucking love salads.
I can't afford having them with every meal so when I go several days without any I feel like shit and my body just screams "hey dipshit, where are the fucking fresh greens!?"