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[–] 22 points 11 months ago (4 children)

I had a gar as a pet fish when I was a kid. Was about 2 feet long and ate 100 feeder fish in minutes. RIP Elvis the Gar.

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  • [–] 18 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    It's not garlicced bread. It's Garlic bread.

    Present tense.

    A gar is currently licking it at all times.

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    So the green parsley isn't green parsley, but tiny gar.

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    no, they're smaller. didn't they cover gar theory in your biology class in school?

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  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago

    Am I to believe, as God's own truth, that the sea's abominable and wriggling fish stuck tongue from mouth and licked this bread?

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  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    Even the most inexperienced cooks should at least have a gar licker and a spice weasel.

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  • [–] 8 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Has anyone seen a gar growing from a plant though? The elusive vine-gar.

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  • [–] 8 points 11 months ago

    Yes, and it's really tasty!

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    This isn't it at all.

    The fish was playing the bread.

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago

    This is an Animal Crossing worthy pun.

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago

    Note to self: Consider marketing Gar fish to asexuals like the trans ladies have Blahaji.

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago

    Gar

    Lloyd

    Garloid

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    nope, other way around

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    I almost couldn't bring myself to upvote this one... Well done.

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