This is meme is about the eagles.

Pretty sure Pippin would have fool of a took'd the launch and nuked the undying lands.

I'm gonna be honest; Legolas had magic elf eyes with hundreds of years of experience with his magical bow. I'm pretty sure giving him a modern sniper rifle would just be a side-grade at best and the book would be just about the same length.

Chapter two : Hobbiton is considered a threat to Rohan. A coalition forms with the elves and Gondor to sabotage and/or steal the big boom stick. Gandalf and Isengard publicly express worry for the peaceful state of the world.

It certainly saves a lot of paper.

LOTR but the fellowship have access to a Blackhawk helicopter

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Lord of the Rings but Gandalf can do more than make sparkly firewoks...

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